[Verse 1]
[B]
Well, oh they might wear classic Reeboks
[B]
Or knackered Converse
[B]
Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks
[E]
But all of that's what the point is not
                                [Em]
The point's that there ain't no romance around there
[B]
And there's the truth that they can't see
[B]
They'd probably like to throw a punch at me
[B]      [E]
And if you could only see them, then you would agree
[Em]
Agree that there ain't no romance around there

[Chorus]
    [G#m]             [F#m7]
You know, oh it's a funny thing you know
      [E]
We'll tell 'em if you like
      [Em]
We'll tell 'em all tonight
              [B]
They'll never listen
              [G#m]
Because their minds are made up
    [C#m]                     [F#]                 [B]
And course it's all okay to carry on that way

[Verse 2]
[B]
'Cause over there there's broken bones
[B]
There's only music, so that there's new ringtones
[E]
  And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes
                     [Em]
To see it's a little different around here
[B]
Don't get me wrong, oh there's boys in bands
[B]
And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands
[E]
And just cause he's had a coupla cans
                          [Em]
He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead

[Chorus]
          [G#m]             [F#m7]
Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know
      [E]
We'll tell 'em if you like
      [Em]
We'll tell 'em all tonight
              [B]
They'll never listen
              [G#m]
Because their minds are made up
    [C#m]                     [F#]
And course it's all okay to carry on that way

           [G#m]
But I said no
   [F#m7]
Oh no!
         [E]               [Em]
Well you won't get me to go!
[B]             [G#m]
Not anywhere, not anywhere
      [C#m]       [F#]
No, I won't go
          [B]
Oh no no!

[Verse 3]
[B]
Well, over there there's friends of mine
[B]
What can I say, I've known 'em for a long long time
[E]
And yeah, they might overstep the line
                       [Em]               [B]
But I just cannot get angry in the same way
[B]
No, not in the same way
                 [E]
Said in the same way
             [Em]
Oh no, oh no no