[Intro]
[D]     [G]      [D]     [A]
[D]     [G]      [D]     [A]

[Chorus]
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie,
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie!

[Verse 1]
           [D]            [G]
He has a - one up here, one down there,
[D]                [A]
One in the city, one down the shore,
[D]                [G]
One is a lawyer, one is a doctor,
[D]                        [A]
One of them works with a little contractor,
[D]                 [G]                     [D]
   One down east, one down west, he has one up north,
    [A]                  [D]
And two down south and one sells pot...
        [G]                     [D]           [A]
And she keeps on hanging out, woh - hoh!

[Chorus]
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie,
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie!

[Verse 2]
           [D]                  [G]
He has a - one in school, one big fool - fool,
       [D]                          [A]
He has one every time I say, "She thinks she rules!",
[D]                        [G]
One is a nurse, she says she comes first,
    ([D])                           ([A])
The other night them going out and pick her new purse
[D]                  [G]
One is a star, one works in a bar,
[D]                      [A]
She can smile when the two of them spar,
[D]                    [G]
One gettie - gettie, one frettie - frettie,
    [D]                             [A]
And he won't drink no other milk   ...but 'BETTY'

[Chorus]
[D]                    [G]
Too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie,
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie!

[Break]
[D]     [G]      [D]     [A]
[D]     [G]      [D]     [A]

[Chorus]
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie,
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie!

[Verse 3]
[D]                     [G]       [D]
One in Canada, one in Uganda, one in America,
[A]         [D]
One Cuba, One in Russia,
[G]                   [D]              [A]
   A -heh-heh-heh,  one in China

[Chorus]
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie,
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie!

[Verse 4]
  [D]                   [G]
A big fat one who's a go-go dancer,
  [D]                       [A]
A little slim one who's a radio announcer,
[D]                   [G]
One highty -highty, one flighty - flighty,
    [D]                          [A]
Be- fore he grows old he wants one on the North Pole

[Verse 5]
[D]                [G]             [D]
One in a-London, one in Japan, one in Scotland,
[A]               [D]                  [G]
One in Finland, One in Taiwan, one in Iran,
[D]             [A]
One in Syria, one Tanzania,
[D]            [G]                 [D]                [A]
One in L.A., one in Australia, one in New York,
[D]               [G]            [D]
One in Antigua, one Grenada, one in China,
[A]             [D]            [G]            [D]       [A]
One in India, one Bolivia, one Tortuga, hoh---- hey!

[Chorus]
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie,
                  [D]                    [G]
Young man, you're too girlie, girlie,
         [D]                             [A]
You just flash it 'round the worldie!

[Coda]
       [D]                     [G]
Yeah - ah, yeah -ah!  Yeah - ah, yeah - ah!
       [D]                      [A]
Yeah - ah, yeah - ah!  Yeah - ah, yeah - ah!
   [D]     [G]        [D]     [A]       [D]