[Intro]
[G]
 
[Verse 1]
[F]
When you think about it, he's watching every word you
[D]     [F]      [D]      [F]
say - yeah,   dazed then
[F]
When he's sussed you out, he calls her up and out she comes and
[D]   [F]    [D]   [F]
hustles us
 
[Pre-Chorus]
[A#]     [G]
Long   digging
[A#]     [G]
Gone   fishing
[A#]     [G]
Love   drinking
 
[Chorus]
[D]                     [G]
The bartender and the thief are lovers
[D]                         [G]
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
[D]                  [G]
Met in a church, a night to remember
[D]                     [G]
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered
 
[Verse 2]
[F]
He watched the lesbian talk, she kissed and groped but mostly talked
[D]     [F]      [D]      [F]
In   lust -  crushed
[F]
He couldn't make the call, his eyes were gripped on licking tongues
[D]     [F]          [D]      [F]
Enough's enough, failed for once
 
[Pre-Chorus]
[A#]     [G]
Long   digging
[A#]     [G]
Gone   fishing
[A#]     [G]
Love   drinking
 
[Chorus]
[D]                     [G]
The bartender and the thief are lovers
[D]                         [G]
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
[D]                  [G]
Met in a church, a night to remember
[D]                     [G]
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered
 
[Solo]
[F] [D]  [F]  [D]  [F] - with riff
 
[Pre-Chorus]
[A#]     [G]
long   digging
[A#]     [G]
gone   fishing
[A#]     [G]
love   drinking
 
[Chorus]
[D]                     [G]
The bartender and the thief are lovers
[D]                         [G]
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
[D]                  [G]
Met in a church, a night to remember
[D]                     [G]
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered
 [D]                        [G]
Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
[D]                      [G]
Place where they first set eyes on each other
[D]                  [G]
Flew to the sun to start life all over
[D]                 [G]
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals
 
[Coda]
[D]               [G]
Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do