[Cm]  [Cm] 

[Verse 1]
[Cm]                  [A#6]
Take a look at my girlfriend
[G#maj7]
She's the only one I got
[Cm]              [A#6]
Not much of a girlfriend
  [G#maj7]
I never seem to get a lot

[G7]
Take a jumbo across the water
[Cm]
Like to see America
[G7]
See the girls in California
    [Fm]                        [A#]
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            [Fm]              [A#]
But there's not a lot I can do

[Verse 2]
[Cm]                        [A#6]
Could we have kippers for breakfast
[G#maj7]
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
[Cm]                        [A#6]
They got to have 'em in Texas
       [G#maj7]
'Cause everyone's a millionaire

[G7]
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
[Cm]
Do you want my autograph
[G7]
I'm a loser, what a joker
    [Fm]                    [A#]
I'm playing my jokes upon you
              [Fm]                [A#]
While there's nothing better to do, hey

[Hook]
[G7]                         [Cm]
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
[G7]                         [Cm]
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
      [G#]        [Fm]     [A#]
La la la, la la la, la la la la

[Verse 3]
[Cm]                   [A#6]
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
       [G#maj7]
'Cause she's the only one I got
[Cm]              [A#6]
Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
  [G#maj7]
I never seem to get a lot — what's she got? Not a lot

[G7]
Take a jumbo across the water
[Cm]
Like to see America
[G7]
See the girls in California
    [Fm]                        [A#]
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            [Fm]              [A#]
But there's not a lot I can do, hey

[Hook]
[G7]                         [Cm]
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
[G7]                         [Cm]
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
    [G7]                  [Cm]
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
    [G7]                    [Cm]
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
      [G#]        [Fm]     [A#]
La la la, la la la, la la la la...