[Verse 1]
[D]                          [Am]
  Now they're planning the crime of the century  
[C]       [G]            [Fmaj7]    [Fmaj7]
  Well, what will it be?  
[D]                      [Am]
  Read all about their schemes and adventuring  
[C]           [G]              [Fmaj7]    [Fmaj7]
  Yes, it's well worth the fee  

[Bridge]
               [Am]   [D]   [Bm]
So roll up and see  
         [C]             [Am]   [D]   [Bm]
How they rape the universe  
                      [C]            [Am]    [Am]
How they've gone from bad to worse  

[Verse 2]
[D]                      [Am]
  Who are these men of lust, greed and glory?  
[C]             [G]               [Fmaj7]    [Fmaj7]
  Rip off the masks and let's see  
[D]                           [Am]
  But that's not right – oh no, what's the story?  
[C]               [G]               [Fmaj7]    [Fmaj7]
  Look, there's you and there's me  

[Outro]
[Am]  [F]